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Planes are bad because you need to land at an airport and there aren’t airports everywhere.

Cars bad because you need to dig in order to make 20 lane wide highways.

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58 points

The only good transportation is the helicopter.

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22 points

The only good transportation is a Lada Niva 1985

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34 points

Specifically an Osprey.

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nah, dont be silly, roads or airports dont need to be built, they just sort of appear.

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The only good transportation is boat, and even boat is bad because the entire planet isn’t water.

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74 points

When the concepts of scale and efficiency defy your understanding

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63 points

He’s a Hyperloop enthusiast. So yes.

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Literally the most efficient form of land-based transport ever invented. Steel wheels on steel rails have very low rolling resistance.
NAH, it’s bad because you can’t clog up the lines with masses of inefficient, tiny, personal trains.
Also, you have to dig through hills and mountains to lay track - you definitely don’t need to do that for highways (except for all the ones that you do)

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Sorry sweetie, you wouldn’t understand, I have a PhD, didn’t you look at my Twitter display name?

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