When you’re not driving it, you can wear it like a mech. It all happens on X.

78 points

can you plug in knockoff gaming controllers to steer it when it goes into “submersible mode”?

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And when it starts to implode disable wifi so you can’t call out for help.

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32 points

oops the black box deleted the data!

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23 points

I hope this one also has a specific billionaire inside it when that happens

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23 points

I’m fine with any billionaire.

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Even better, as it starts to implode, water + electronics = malfunctioning car AI that locks you in the car, which then has a battery fire.

While underwater.

Do you drown or burn to death first?

Oh well its all worth it because you can change the horn to a fart noise.

Elon truly is a genius.

EDIT: Upon further review, the judges on the field have identified two other possible causes of death:

The ABSURDLY toxic and poisonous fumes from the LiOn battery may actually asphyxiate/blood poison you to death as you are enclosed in a steel box underwater

AND

Fucking DUH you may also just be electrocuted to death.

So we now have 4 horrible, actually pretty fast acting processes that could cumulatively kill you, or maybe one would kill you first.

I propose we get Adam Savage to do a one off MythBusters christmas special, and the role of test dummy will be played by Mr 420 Dogecoin himself.

Gotta lead from the front.

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which model has the rear doors that don’t unlock without power?

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Model X, I believe. The Model S is the one where the wheels fall off.

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19 points

If the CyberTruck is not WiiMote compatible I will sue!

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9 points
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56 points

“We’re almost done making this car a boat, just need to keep it from leaking everywhere constantly”

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44 points

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I’M A GOLDEN GOD!

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42 points

The amphibicar was a marvel of engineering, but in building any kind of hybrid vehicle you inevitably learn that instead of making a vehicle that’s good at two things you’ve made a vehicle that does two things kinda crappily.

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Elon was just taking inspiration from the Osprey making news recently

“What if we made a truck that was a shitty truck AND a shitty boat?”

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39 points

Cybercoffin

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