When you’re not driving it, you can wear it like a mech. It all happens on X.

39 points

Cybercoffin

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27 points

He’s so epic

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78 points

can you plug in knockoff gaming controllers to steer it when it goes into “submersible mode”?

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And when it starts to implode disable wifi so you can’t call out for help.

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32 points

oops the black box deleted the data!

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23 points

I hope this one also has a specific billionaire inside it when that happens

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23 points

I’m fine with any billionaire.

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Even better, as it starts to implode, water + electronics = malfunctioning car AI that locks you in the car, which then has a battery fire.

While underwater.

Do you drown or burn to death first?

Oh well its all worth it because you can change the horn to a fart noise.

Elon truly is a genius.

EDIT: Upon further review, the judges on the field have identified two other possible causes of death:

The ABSURDLY toxic and poisonous fumes from the LiOn battery may actually asphyxiate/blood poison you to death as you are enclosed in a steel box underwater

AND

Fucking DUH you may also just be electrocuted to death.

So we now have 4 horrible, actually pretty fast acting processes that could cumulatively kill you, or maybe one would kill you first.

I propose we get Adam Savage to do a one off MythBusters christmas special, and the role of test dummy will be played by Mr 420 Dogecoin himself.

Gotta lead from the front.

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which model has the rear doors that don’t unlock without power?

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Model X, I believe. The Model S is the one where the wheels fall off.

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9 points
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19 points

If the CyberTruck is not WiiMote compatible I will sue!

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Hey Elon, you mist know a lot about engineering, right? How many of cars have you personally built Elon? How much engineering have you personally done? Huh, Elon? You must be qualified as an engineer at least, right?

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Hey now, he did actually design a uh…

Lets see.

Yep, only thing he actually designed was the charging port shape for the Teslas and charging stations.

Made some wires go into an arbitrary, proprietary plug shape.

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how many big beautiful boaters is this gonna kill?

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You know, I guess a meetup of Aquatic CyberTrucks all colliding together and sinking would be even funnier than the Trump flotillas that did as much a few years ago.

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