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You’re not dating anyone if you’re paying them, you’re just a client.

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still better than nothing I guess…

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I don’t know it sounds even sadder to be paying

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24 points

Paying for sex, not sad, a little strange for me personally but not sad.

Paying for affection/love, now that IS sad.

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40 points

Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You’ll have a better time.

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34 points

Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.

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13 points

Or just get a gf.

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Sure, I’ll just head down to the gf store real quick.

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3 points

Too much investment with too little return if you’re a misogynist.

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2 points

Different price ranges and levels of convenience, I’ve found.

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lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.

not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either

edit: specified a state and realized I didn’t need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.

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At least strippers won’t exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship

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28 points

Haha y-yeah they’d never do that

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3 points

my bad, never went to one so I don’t know what it’s like

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My brother’s friend was “dating” a stripper for a few months. She wouldn’t see him outside the club except for meals at expensive restaurants, and she wouldn’t give him free dances at the club.

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2 points

Touche. But at least there’s some physical component, even if it’s just lap dances.

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11 points

Nah, man. That shit seems enjoyable but it’s just sad and depressing in there

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I thought it was alright. Girls dancing, beer, partying with the homies. Good time imo

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Yeah, it really comes down to your expectations. The more laid-back I’ve become about it (meaning I’m not expecting I’m going to fuck a stripper–I’m just there to hang out, have a good time, see pretty girls, have a drink), the better time I’ve had, the more fun the girls have, the less you have to spend to have a good time, etc…

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Ofc because none of these ladies want do actually do it. It’s a job, and a bad one at that.

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Been to strip club and honestly I’d rather buy custom onlyfans content even though I never have lol at least you can get off to it at your leisure.

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I can understand why some people payed for OnlyFans when it was new, what I dont understand why people are STILL paying for OnlyFans. We are standing on the shoulders of those who layed the corner stone for OnlyFans to become lucrative enough that everybody and their grandma does it. Now I can type in any Instagram handle into DDG and the results for their siteripped OF pictures are above their official OF page.

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What is DDG?

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Duck Duck Go

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Do you type something special to see the pics? Cause when I type the person I want to see (lyzmania) I hardly get any nude results.

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5 points

paid* don’t* laid*

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I honestly thought layed and laid, payed and paid are the same thing. I guess I learned something, thanks.

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Eh I dunno I haven’t been in to the onlyfans thing, but I get why creators on there make money, especially if their idiosyncrasies appeal to guys.

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26 points

Be me

Uh, no thanks I’m good.

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The funniest part is that it almost certainly wasn’t even her he was chatting with.

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