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They don’t like it when you tell them everything.

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They’re just there to get you off the ledge and back into the stuff that got put you on the ledge.

Unless you’re loaded with unlimited billable hours, then honey, lets get you some catharsis! What does fulfillment look like to you?

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They’re just there to get you off the ledge and back into the stuff that got put you on the ledge.

this reads like a criticism of society worded as a criticism of individuals

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“Have you considered that you may be too depressed for therapy,” and, “EMDR is more for singular trauma. You have too many for this to work,” are my absolute wins in therapy.

I have since retired to the medication-only league where I continue my victorious march toward death by defeating round after round of big pharma’s scientists.

Witness me.

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I really wish that my therapists would just get to that point. They keep trying the same shit over and over again that ends up not working and, in some cases, has made things work. I’ve given up. Really wish they would too.

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Never to late too jump ship and find a new therapist. I know that process sucks, but finding someone that gets you and can validate you makes all the difference. Drop this turd.

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In some cases, has made things work.

I hope I’m helping

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I’ve won therapy every time. It doesn’t take much to figure out the two options are 1. Get my shit and sort it out or 2. Take drugs(but the legal ones).

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I think per OP winning therapy means to get the therapist into depression. In you case the therapy won.

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26 points

My therapist straight told me she has therapy to cope with my therapy.

It felt like a joke but I’ve always wondered 👀

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19 points

It’s true. All therapists are required to take therapy.

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F. Mine cried in the middle of a therapy session where I was talking through a traumatic experience that contributed to my emotional unavailability and detachment. I felt like a turtle shrinking back into its shell after taking a peek outside.

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Well now I wanna hear it so I can see if I identify with it

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