Put a quarter in the swear jar.
Pay 10 gold to the local priest. Problem solved.
Not enough gold? Sell some old items that I’ve been hoarding.
No hoarded items? Then how the hell was I cursed on first place, if not by trying every piece of equipment in the way???
You gonnna take these chicken bones, you gonna hang em from a tree. You gonna wait threeee nights, and after threeee nights, you gonna take the bones down, and bury them in the sand along the shores of the coast of the low country, and build a fire. You gonna burn a lock of your hair in that fire, and when it’s all burnt out, you gonna add it your bath water. Take you a bath in that water, and then apologize to the witch that cursed you.
Do not try to get free of the curse, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no curse. Then you’ll see that it is not the curse that affects you, it is only yourself
The curse can be both “real” and “only in your head”. The two are not mutually exclusive.
Make peace with the curse. Make friends with the curse. Closely inspect the curse. Find out what it feels like. What it looks like. Where it feels like it is in space. Love the curse. Be mindful of the curse. Meditate on the curse.
When you no longer fear the curse even a little bit, you’ll be free of it, whether the curse is real or not and whether it’s in your head or not.
Footnote: Be careful. For some people, meditation can be dangerous. If in doubt, talk to a mental health professional. And know where to get help if you need it.
