Sleep
Judging from experience having had both cats and dogs? Lick my own butt. Probably spend a lot of time doing that.
Turn them into a mouse. Fair play, pixie. I’m counting to three.
Shit on the pavement
Could my wife adopt me as their new dog or cat or am I ostensibly a stray?
Would I still have human intelligence? Because if so, we’re fixing to make a whole lot of money, without a whole lot of downside.
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