im the skyr dude, catch me with the thickest of yogurts this yule season
European wholesome folklore be like: “You better be good or else Svöglyskzllagœr will kidnap you and boil you alive, skin you, then turn you into a tree ornament.”
This is Meat-Hook. He’s got my back.
I would avoid getting your meat hooked by his meat hook. It traps the meats of those hooked.
like stealing candles from a baby
13 points
Door-slammer.
Fuck off Huroaskellir, that’s my bit.
