43 points
My WiFi sucks
1 point
19 points
Ah yes! My wife uses straws, too.
5 points
19 points
Wait, you guys are getting BJs?
15 points
I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.
11 points
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Your wife is a cock sucker. She sounds like a nice lady I hope you’re happy together
2 points
Like a vacuum!!