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My WiFi sucks

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Same

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Ah yes! My wife uses straws, too.

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That sounds quite uncomfortable.

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Wait, you guys are getting BJs?

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I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

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Wait, you guys are getting clean floors?

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Nah, that’s a membership only business.

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Your wife is a cock sucker. She sounds like a nice lady I hope you’re happy together

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Like a vacuum!!

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