57 points

“Make it so, number one.”

“Damnit Captain, I’m a doctor not a bottom!”

“I’m not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain.”

Yep. Checks out.

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Oh captain, my captain!

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Just a second, only a few more calibrations

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SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING

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Or “your honor”:

Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?

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I’m imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say “yes your honour” in court.

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Not incest but fraternization.

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18 points

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Fraternization with the enema.

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All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.

I’ll pass on this one

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I was hoping it was your father so you’d be in the same situation either way.

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