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Ooh, I have 5/9. Four more to go!

Edit: apparently I canā€™t read and count

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I got some bad news for you, bud. Thereā€™s only 9 on that list.

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Ye Iā€™m blind

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10 if you count hell?

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I didnā€™t know you even could be banned from dating apps

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Methinks the last item on the list might be somehow affecting the othersā€¦but certainly life is just hell for this guy and thereā€™s nothing that can be done but type about it

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Then go do some stuff that will improve your life?

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Yes, step 1. Stop drinking. Step 2. Get a job, any job. The rest fall in to place.

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Banned from dating apps?

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probably said the N word too many times

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I uploaded a single photo that showed my clothed body and my smile, but not my nose/eyes. DONE BLOCKED ZZZ

I told a lady I was not interested in a non attacking way (mentioning I was not over my ex yet and needed some more time) DONE BLOCKED ZZZ

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