A reindeer with a RED nose rises from his low social standing by drawing on his unique talents. But instead of pursuing personal aggrandizement he gives according to his ability and in so doing becomes the literal vanguard of an egalitarian project to distribute wealth to all the good little boys girls and enbies of earth on the basis of need, against all notions of capitalist rationality. He casts a bright red light serving as a shining example for all good comrades to follow

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Rudolph is labor aristocracy

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Tell me a story of Rudolf organizing labor for industrial action against Krampus, and then I’ll consider him an organic intellectual.

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While not known as a labor activist himself, Rudolph is an obvious ally of the labor movement. His close friend and comrade Hermey the Elf notably led a failed wildcat strike aimed at ending sweatshop conditions in the North Pole Toy Factory, before later founding a dental practice that is presumed to engage in Cuban-style medical internationalism.

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5 points

Obligatory JohntheDuncan plug: The Greatest Piece of Communist Art: Chicken Run

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I had a major crush on Ginger when I was ~14. Her indomitable resolve was very sexy to me.

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5 points

RUDOLF THE RED

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“You have no value unless you can be put to work”

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Deviation from the norm will be punished with ostracization unless it can be exploited for the benefit of the ruling class.

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