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Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?

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Gotcha covered

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Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

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Mrs Claus?

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Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

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Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

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The creature or something, I dunno.

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It’s knife guy

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Or maybe the meat worm

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Christmas guy 🪱

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Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…

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Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

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oh, i thought it was a the office reference

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I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.

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No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

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