On the spectrum of cheddar offenses, this is nothing

68 points

When there’s a dress code to play chess, it’s time to find something else to do.

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Bruh there has always been a dress code to play chess…

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Then it’s always been time to find something else to do.

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The last game of chess I played in person I wore a ripped shirt and basketball shorts.

The last game I played I was on the toilet.

If there’s a dress code, I missed it somewhere along the way, and nobody has corrected me so I guess imma just keep playing in my comfy shit.

If I can’t wear what I find comfortable, bragging rights at a game aren’t enough to make me change.

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1 point

Almost every professional sport has a uniform or dress code, what did you expect?

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67 points

Wow that’s ridiculous.

Makes me think of how it’s nuts that women are forced to wear skirts in tennis still.

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Women were forced to wear all white at Wimbledon, including underwear… Until they finally got an exemption for women menstruating THIS YEAR! In fucking 2023. Absolutely ridiculous.

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there’s some confusion over FIDE’s dress code.

Vague rules definitely serve a purpose.

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Vague rules are meant to be enforced arbitrarily. The whole point is to give the enforcers an excuse to penalize someone.

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vague rules exist to give jurisiction the abuility to make calls, however if the judges cannot even define what each type of shoe is, then the rule is useless.

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Certainly, although this is assuming the judge will act fairly. It could be that the judge just didn’t like her, for whatever reason.

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2 points

Obviously her taste in footwear

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Well, at least she didn’t shit in the shower.

Apparently that’s a big no no in chess.

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That was a Xiangqi player. AFAIK, shitting in the shower is allowed in western chess.

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No no no in western chess you shit in an outhouse or on the open range. Shitting in the shower is in 4D Chess when you’re trying to gaslight your alcoholic roommate.

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27 points

Chess players are the only people who will put on a suit to play a board game.

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Well, someone doesn’t dress up for Monopoly. It’s not the same without the Top Hat.

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