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Hello computer!?

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You have to use the mouse.

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How quaint!

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*Picks up mouse and says:

‘ok computer’

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ChatGPT:
Hello! How can I assist you today?


Some things they did get right…

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PLS to help

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Not now, Madeline!

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I noticed you’re still working with polymers.

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Misleading name, on the same level as calling water “non-explosive hydrogen”. That said the material looks promising, as a glass replacement for some applications (the text mentions a few of them, like armoured windows).

(It is not a metal; it’s a ceramic, mostly oxygen with bits and bobs of aluminium and nitrogen. Interesting nonetheless, even if I’m picking on the name.)

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We’re gonna get transparent metal before the easy parts like to stop killing each other. Roll on Star Trek

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TBF in the Star Trek universe they also do get transparent aluminum earlier than stopping the wars.

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According to Star Trek lore, WW3 will begin in 3 years, and last for 27 years.

Buckle up.

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Can we not? Please?

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As long as we kill anyone with the last name of “Green”, we should be fine.

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You misunderstand, we’re in the mirror universe.

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That would be the hydrogen bomb. If we created a sizeable MIRV of cobalt bombs and pointed them at Jerusalem on an automated system that tracked the rate of violent death, suddenly all the religious types would get really polite.

(Obviously this is a supervillain example. we’re considering alternative vectors towards peace and humanitarian aid in the holy land before holding it hostage. We’re also running out of saner ideas.)

(Also, the Soviet Union did consider a doomsday device a la Dr. Strangelove as a cold war nuclear deterrent before the politburo decided it would never authorize a retalitory strike for sake of the species and moved on to Мирное сосуществование. Nearly eighty years without a nuclear war shows us even religious fanatics and madmen don’t want to extinct the human species. Their heart’s not in it.)

The problem is, smaller interests can’t get the bomb yet. It takes too much complex industry to make. As a result, we still have huge swaths of powerless population to be bullied, enslaved and exploited.

Once the superweapon made from fir wood, Indian ocean tuna, granite and parafin becomes public we’ll have to negotiate with even the smallest faction and arrange for the welfare and contentment of everyone… that is if we survive the intermediary tensions. Our plutocrats may choose extinction over giving up their power.

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Once the superweapon made from fir wood, Indian ocean tuna, granite and parafin becomes public we’ll have to negotiate with even the smallest faction and arrange for the welfare and contentment of everyone…

Don’t worry, biological weapons get easier to make every day!

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In that respect, I suppose it’s more on the Star Wars track, where “transparisteel” is used on the TIE fighter windows.

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Almost all glass is transparent metall…

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