Trump spews his usual incoherent word salad sprinkled with staff-curated buzzwords intended to excite whatever group of idiots he happens to be facing at that particular moment.

News media: Let’s spend all our air time and resources sanewashing this.

Nice Seiko 5 GMT

I mean, look at Ventress. She went from “I can fix her” villain to being relatively well-adjusted (for a star wars character)

Back up Terry!

Did you by any chance also see Socrates, Billy The Kid, and Freud running through the food court?

Woke up this morning, got some gabagool

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!

Do not use ________ if you are allergic to _________

Whoa buddy, too soon. Now is not the time to talk policy. Trans kids are playing soccer.

Curious! I am very intelligent.