20 points

Sounds like a normal day in India

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79 points

“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air”

How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?

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106 points

With a high rate of mooovement.

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15 points

and a lot of moooomentum

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2 points

No bull

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15 points

Fetchez la vache!

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50 points

He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

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18 points

Think we milked this for all its worth

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11 points

It’s like it was hit by a train!

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13 points

Trains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.

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5 points

The average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let’s say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That’s 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.

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23 points

First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…

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13 points

Holy cow!

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3 points

Ur really milking those puns!

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3 points

How dairy make such a bad pun?

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6 points

An udder shame.

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33 points

Florida Man: Challenge accepted! It’s going to be legendary!!!

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2 points

Florida Man should really become Marvel’s next superhero

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