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A couple of these are really tempting. I need more information about Amazon, specifically do I get to choose the free items? There doesn’t seem to be any stipulation that I can’t resell them, so that’s good.

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Seems easy to loophole around as well. Since the downside is “you” can only shop at Amazon, you just need someone else to do your regular shopping. Of course you could be screwed if Amazon ever shuts down.

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The honey one is just as useless as the honey extension itself, otherwise the YouTube one seems like it would be super op for studying topics en-mass

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I’ll have to disagree with you. You could buy a lot of items cheaper than $1 for free (insert the I’ll take your entire stock meme here).

You might not be able to sell them on, but you can probably solve world hunger with it by just giving it away. And if you insist of seeing personal benefit: surely the positive karma you get with people could get you something in return. Also no one said anything about trading instead of selling :)

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Inflation would stop that eventually.

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youtube for studying topics en-mass? my friend? have you forgotten that wikipedia is a website?

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Well you don’t see an ability to fly trough wikipedka articles on the list do you?

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having omnescience about a website implies you learn things that are on it instantly, which means a short rabbit hole of clicking on wiki links has the ability to earn you multiple degrees in a week if you’re smart enough to comperhand the topic (this said please don’t use wikipedia as your sole resource)

and there’s always the random article button if you run out of ideas of what to search

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Yeah but you’ll get spoiled on every show you watch, instantly comprehend the utter bullshit of any flat earth video that gets recommended, and you’ll have seen so much celebrity worship.

Good God, kill me before I suffer

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Does AirBnb let me change houses every month. If so, that’s what I pick.

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If not it’s the worst one by far

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I assume so, you can just never go back.

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No problem if you just hop between copy and paste houses.

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Yea… Free housing forever? Fuck yea! There’s enough nice houses in the world to keep me housed in luxury for the rest of my life.

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If you pack minimally and the houses are fully furnished, it’s a great deal. Hiring cleaning staff for your last 2 days is much better than rent.

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Yeah, but you have to spend the last week cleaning it.

And you also have to pay for it being cleaned.

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Tiktok is tempting if you could get a job as a social media manager

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Virtually any kind of business or marketing advisor gig, really. You’d be a golden goose.

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Tiktok one is by far the best. Downside barely there.

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Yeah people are hopping on the Amazon one (which isn’t a bad choice) but predicting the future of trends like that is powerful. Especially once you become accustomed to it and can capitalize on them

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Yeah, and with the way social media works, there’s a decent chance that after establishing a pattern of being able to predict trends, you’ll be able to choose them. You don’t even have to be a social media manager to make money from that. Sell celebrity status. Or don’t when someone comes to you but you can’t predict them going viral.

Or on a different angle, you could predict stocks that are about to go viral. Depending on how far in advance, you’ll also be able to predict future events and things like election outcomes. If you use your power to become well known on social media and can get stuff about yourself trending, you’ll be able to predict your own life. And if you can set trends with self-fulfilling prophecies, you could start revolutions or bring down regimes (or at least generate popular opposition).

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So uber is pretty much just gta in real life.

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