40 points

Actually, everyone who swipes you on tinder is legally entitled to your entire medical history and those of your parents, didn’t you know?

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kicking the hookup out of bed (they didn’t tell me they have the sneezing in sunlight gene)

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Im sorry my eyes are just really really sensitive

this is a personal attack smh

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9 points

Okay I’ll let it slide this one time. But if you’ve got cilantro soap gene it’s OVER

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talk about a white lie

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40 points

Autismdragon, where do you dig this shit up? I have the instinctual notion that it’d be a lot healthier for you to delete twitter

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Leaving Twitter would improve the mental health of everybody on it.

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5 points

And a lot of people who aren’t.

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But then where would i get dunk tank content lol?

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20 points

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31 points

Well yeah twitter is a nazi website.

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18 points

Legally considered a Nazi website*

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By this logic, all these tinder fuckbois would be just as guilty, considering all the lies on their profiles they put there to get laid. Somehow I doubt they’d be ok with being arrested for it though.

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He told me it was six inches but it was actually 5.5, jail.

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And what about lying by omission?

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29 points

If a woman is wearing make up and you lay with her, she has committed r***

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