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On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you’ll have easy access to allies.

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It is also a reasonable explanation for any disappearing pizza.

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* stares intently at username, but says nothing *

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Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

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Sorry. Bros gotta eat! A small price to pay for protection from the Foot!

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We’ve been keeping an eye on OP, making sure they’re safe.

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What a shit hole

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this is literally a shit hole

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that’s the joke

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No city name on the lid? Maybe this is the best crawlspace access ever?

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If you are a Turtle that practices martial arts

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I seem to remember this being a Reddit post some years ago actually. Don’t know much more than that.

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Imagine this shit coming up when the streets outside flood or something

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Fun!

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Pretty sure this does not meet code.

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Doesn’t matter, they’ll sublet it to some poor student and call it ‘close to the city centre’ because the king’'s shit floats through those pipes.

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Bro lives under the secret base of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Under?

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He comes from a land down under.

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Where women do what

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Man, why you giving away our location? Raph’s gonna have to have a little chat with you…

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