Alt text: Michael Scott Handshake meme. Managers text: “My company Congratulating me on avoiding a phishing test email”. Michael Scott text: “Me, terminally behind on answering email.”

7 points

I am a software developer, I do not read emails. If something is so important that I should know about it someone will hit me up on ms teams or such.

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5 points

Ohh, so you’re the asshole.

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1 point

No, I’m the productive one.

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-6 points

Downvote for spelling.

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9 points

Mine gives useless bonus points for forwarding the test email or an actual phishing mail to their special security scanner account.

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2 points

Why not just have the security scanner before it hits an inbox?

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1 point

There is, but if one gets through, they want us to forward it to this account that will be used to train, fine tune and improve the scanner for all mailboxes, as well as security training for employees.

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2 points

That makes sense, I thought the security scanner was only triggered if someone forwarded an email after it landed in an inbox.

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3 points
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Filters will catch 90% of spam/phishing but there’s always something new that will slip through to inbox.

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38 points

“Let’s also make our users follow really complex password requirements but have our password creation/change page be different from the actual login screen so they have a really hard time using a password manager”-dumbass IT department

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13 points

15 character minimum passwords that expire every 90 days and require MFA to remote in from home with 3 separate login sessions just to get to your PC, along with stripped down rights for everyone, even IS. The rights are so strict that if you wanted to, for instance, update a trusted application like Notepad++ because a recent exploit was found which would be a security concern, you can’t use the auto-update feature of the application; you have to download it manually from their repository, and run it using a special admin account created for you that doesn’t have an associated email address but also has a 90 day password requirement. But you wouldn’t been able to use their repository 6 months ago because we block any IP address outside the US and their previous service was located in UK, so if you wanted to keep that piece of software up-to-date with security and vulnerability patches (which they’ve harped on a number of times before) you’d have to find alternative download services located in the US regardless of how shady.

I wish I was joking.

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6 points

My current employer actually just changed our password policy to greatly extend the password expiration date. We have cranked up the password requirements a tad, every login has 2FA and permissions are locked down to the size of a gnats asshole. Users seem to like it better since they don’t have to come up with a new password as often and we are telling ourselves it’s harder to brute force.

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17 points

Change your password every 30 days, and never reuse one, and don’t use a password manager, and don’t write it down anywhere, and…

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20 points

The “Forgot password?” link is my new login process.

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17 points

My company appends a ‘think before you click’ header to external emails which are noticeably absent from the phishing tests.

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5 points

Mine always have the ReplyTo field set to the email of the senior security analyst, so I always say hi and tell them that maybe the higher ups need some training on how to not send sketchy as fuck emails that train people to click on phishing links.

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