I’ve always been curious as to what “normal” people think programming is like. The wildest theory I’ve heard is “typing ones and zeroes” (I’m a software engineer)

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8 hours of meetings and 10 minutes of writing code.

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Nailed it!

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When I was an associate level all I did was grind out tickets and write code. Now I run from meeting to meeting as a senior.

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That’s no fucking joke. Please just send me an email about this meeting because it’s not really worthwhile and I just want to crank out code.

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As a principal, I default ignore all meetings that’s more then 2 people, review other people’s terrible code, then refactor large swaths of the code base when I get bored.

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That’s surprising accurate for many developers.

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This should have been an email so I could ignore it and get work done.

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Oof! So accurate it hurts.

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It involves a lot of tall girls in thigh high socks, sometimes they wear cat ears too. And they do a lot of typing on extra clackity keyboards.

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College recruiters be like ^

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Don’t be a bigot. Tall girls are awesome.

*(Also in case you weren’t being a bigot and were instead referring to what it’s really like to work in tech: I do know industry isn’t entierly cat girls in coding socks but most of the computers for career people I’ve known have been, so I choose to believe.)

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I need to get back in the industry. Oh, for an extra clack keyboard.

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Clacky keyboard… checks out

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Ctrl+C

Ctrl+V

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52 points

You just revealed yourself as a programmer.

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Printf(“here 1”);

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7 points

That’s what a real programmer does.

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That sounds ridiculous. It 2024, I’m pretty sure programmers just use voice input and say the ones and zeros instead of sitting there and doing all that typing. Still not sure why they have to wear black hoodies though.

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There’s a dress code. Very strictly enforced

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Yes, and under the hoodies there are t-shirts that were given out at conferences. That or memes. Strict.

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The guys in the hoods are cybersecurity devs

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You young’uns don’t know how good you have it! In my day we had to chisel the ones and zeros by hand!

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Can’t be that many on Lemmy at this point.

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There are ones of us! Ones!

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… and zeroes ! ones and zeroes !

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I’m not in IT…

…but I did earn a degree in Computer Science.

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I, too, thought it was interesting they considered programming as the IT industry. I mean, sure, you may use scripts once and a while, but that’s very different from a software developer, or someone else who works with/writes code for a living.

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I don’t even code for a living, I wait tables.

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There’s a decent number actually, going by Lemmy.ca census results (which will be posted as soon as we can).

The largest group is programmer/IT, but there’s lots of variety nonetheless

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