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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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tagged this post NSFW

Not Safe for Worms?

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10 points

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

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No, it stands for “Nethers Seriously, Furiously Wet”

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Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.

For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.

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4 points

Tremors plot origin.

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They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom

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The vibrations are too weak for his mom

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Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it’s raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

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6 points

Wrong explanations only

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But it is wrong, worms don’t think!

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Haha I’ve just come from a comment about Brexit, and I’d argue that a lot of Humans don’t think either.

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Sea Gulls don’t have hands and can’t use sticks like that.

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You’re acting like birds are actually real or something

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