46 points

100 total extractions

88 from soldiers

10 from civilians

Who were the remaining two?

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Friendly fire self extrations

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33 points

Those 2 failed to meet Ashkenazi blood quantum requirements , so the gene-seed was not retained

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23 points

Got shot in the nuts lol

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Me. Felt so good I volunteered a second time

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A couple of the crew from the semen extraction team got a little hot and bothered from all the cum pumping.

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14 points

Paramilitary cum from irregular troops

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45 points

Imagine being the wife of a dead conscript and the guys from the government show up with bad news - and then they hand you a turkey baster and look at you expectantly.

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How is this a thing instead of just demanding conscripted soldiers to donate to a bank at basic training?

Like it’s gotta be cheaper to do that then to train sperm removal from the dead and logistically moving sperm on a battlefield

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32 points

did the soldiers sign some paper to this effect before they died? or is it legal to steal cum out of dead bodies in israel and ukraine now?

this feels like it should be illegal…

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and ukraine

Wait what?

this feels like it should be illegal…

New Israeli porn just dropped: xxxBARELY LEGAL, HOT <censored> EXTRACTION!xxxAVERAGE LOOKING SOLDIER SCREAMS YAMETE KUDASAI SEMPAI!xxx

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Nah for hundred of thousands of people? Freezing sperm costs hundreds of dollars a year per person, they have to run that shit at like -320 degrees F

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Yea now imagine needing to do that for 98 people on a battlefield and they are dead, I imagine the cost is easily over 1 million per ejaculate in terms of manpower and logistics

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6 points

good bit.

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9 points

There must be some law or regulation in Israel that prevents the forcible donation of tissue/organs/cum from soldiers but allows the extraction of those things from dead bodies. Which kind of blows my mind because in the US soldiers get railroaded into doing a lot of healthcare shit

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Ofc they saved the semen but not the sewomen

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31 points

What about the sechildren?

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19 points

won’t somebody please think of the sechildren?!

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38 points

This is nuts.

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10 points

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