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What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

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OmanMkII@aussie.zone
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Dinner is on me.

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Baby Shoggoth [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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on lemmy you can edit your title to correct the typo

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thomasloven@lemmy.world
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I like plat. It sounds like a mild insult. You plat!

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OmanMkII@aussie.zoneOP
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Huh, I did not know!

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Why were they whispering?

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ARk@lemm.ee
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Because they were on top of each other before dinner

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rjc@lemmy.world
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Slow clap

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SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world
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Not getting this one, could someone please explain.

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callyral [he/they]@pawb.social
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i guess because plates are usually stacked on top of each other but i didn’t get the joke

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Shellbeach@lemmy.world
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This is so cute! Can someone make a drawing of this by any chance?

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wallybeavis@lemmy.world
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A little low effort, someone else can probably do a much better jerb

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callyral [he/they]@pawb.social
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kambusha@feddit.ch
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Plateto/Platato

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