145 points

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I’m betting terrible.

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28 points

Tatejack?

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80 points

What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.

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10 points

It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.

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9 points

Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier

It’s almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives

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149 points

Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

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45 points

brooooooooo

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18 points

I heard he has controllers he doesn’t even use. They’re just for display.

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3 points

I do too.

I mean, I bought them for friends, but now we just play online which is…

Just as fun. Yes. Surely.

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66 points

censors the f word

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10 points
Removed by mod
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1 point

Censoring slurs is good

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29 points

I’m guessing it wasn’t “fucking.”

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23 points

Considering it looks like we got 2 gs on the bottom here, I think that’s perfectly fine.

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8 points

That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there’s so much meaning in them.

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20 points

All. Hopefully all.

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