Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro
I heard he has controllers he doesn’t even use. They’re just for display.
That Wojack is brilliant.
Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I’m betting terrible.
you don’t announce you’re going all in before you see your cards, dude
Lmao. So his logic was
my wife is too ugly to fuck
He deserves the divorce, good for her.
Everyone looks the same in the dark. Pretty people are nice to look at. Marry for things that take up more than 20 minutes(maybe) of your week. Sad they didn’t realize this.
Visual communication is incredibly important. I think I’ve had sex in the dark like… less than 1% of the time. You’re either trying to keep up a rapport to maintain their enthusiastic future availability or emotionally invested and attempting to maintain reciprocity. Unless you’re both fairly charming and willing to lower your standards, lights are worth keeping on. Sex is just as intrinsically tied to the social contract as anything else.
That said, yeah, marry for personality imo.
Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn’t believe in depression?
Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you’ve learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball