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Meanwhile I’m like

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I’ve seen a changelog that said “Introduced some bugs, so we can fix them later”.

It was a joke, but true nonetheless.

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It was a joke

Narrator: Of course, it wasn’t.

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Good opportunity to say how annoying are update notes like “We are continuing to improve our application. We fixed a couple more issues to make it more stable”. Corporate style, uselessness and the fact that this update can contain some stupid redesign is disgusting.

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“We are constantly improving our application. Please keep updates turned on.”

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I’ve reached a point where I avoid these types of updates. An update post like that either means nothing important changed or they’re up to something.

A while ago I saw that style of patch notes, updated an app, and suddenly I can’t use it anymore because it got limited to a maximum of 2 devices. Another time I updated an app putting a harmless “we improved the user experience” message, they put dark mode behind a paywall. This isn’t counting the number of times an app got redesigned to make the user experience worse for no reason. Maybe they wanted to justify hiring 5 UI/UX interns in that quarter or something.

The patch notes look harmless, but my god, they are usually up to something.

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Yeah. I do the same. That “we are making improvements” text is corporate for “we don’t have anything remotely close to change management or quality assurance”.

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I’m done with programs that need meaningless updates like this every day. All my patience for that was used up with flash and java.

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Yep, we also got one of these:

and pretty sure the “y” was typo.

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Straight to jail

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We have the best commit log in the world, because of jail.

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Could be worse. I’ve got a repo where 30 commits after eachother are just “.”. Nothing else.

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More than anybody I’d like seeing justice be done.

Be we need him, he fixes our javascript …

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I was hoping one would be nae nae

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My personal favorite used to be “Long time no commit”

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I call that a checkpoint when I do it. But I do that on my branch that will eventually be squash merged.

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I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.

‘why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!’

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