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Why user standard version and conventional commits in the first place? When this is only a fraction of purposeful commit messages

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Because if you are creating a changelog automatically based on the commit messages it will be very public and that user will look bad.

https://www.conventionalcommits.org/en/about/#tooling-for-conventional-commits

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conv commut are used here… Somehow they know how get around thing like git hook no-verify :/

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Changelogs are published to stakeholders. So what I’m saying is you don’t have to try to enforce a commit style using got hooks if you have public shaming at your disposal.

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Yep, we also got one of these:

and pretty sure the “y” was typo.

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Straight to jail

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Could be worse. I’ve got a repo where 30 commits after eachother are just “.”. Nothing else.

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We have the best commit log in the world, because of jail.

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More than anybody I’d like seeing justice be done.

Be we need him, he fixes our javascript …

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I was hoping one would be nae nae

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I’ve seen a changelog that said “Introduced some bugs, so we can fix them later”.

It was a joke, but true nonetheless.

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It was a joke

Narrator: Of course, it wasn’t.

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All praise our lord and saviour git rebase -i!

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amen!

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–amend

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I fckd up a git rebase -i today with git commit -a --amend

Thankfully git reflog allowed me to assemble the branch again … from pieces.

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My personal favorite used to be “Long time no commit”

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I call that a checkpoint when I do it. But I do that on my branch that will eventually be squash merged.

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I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.

‘why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!’

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