120 points

He clearly didnā€™t forget about it, or else he wouldnā€™t have been able to write the green text

His very premise is faulty!

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He forgot that he forgot

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15 points

RemindMe! 1 deployment

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He forgoršŸ’€

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21 points

You cracked the case! Waitā€¦ does that mean, some people on 4chan lie?!

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no way, probably wrote it before the two weeks. They just made a prediction

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15 points

He wrote it before! Duh.

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8 points

He tattooed the story on his back

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2 points

Heā€™s a phony!

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This greentext is probably fake, but as someone dealing with memory loss and brain fog, I feel that I need to speak up about the last line.

Itā€™s jarring to see people comment on how saying ā€˜forgot two weeks laterā€™ makes everything a lie. ā€˜Forgetā€™ and ā€˜permanently forgetā€™ are two different things. With memory loss, some memories can feel like a book that randomly checks out and checks into the library.

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39 points

Had a buddy in the early 2000s that had memory loss. Before GPS this dude wouldnā€™t remember north from south but when his memory clicked he was able to navigate the entire Washington DC area with no problems. It was very interesting.

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Yeah that actually sounds about right. Memory loss is often like having a word on the tip of your tongue but the word is an entire decade of your life or your partnerā€™s phone number or anything you know you should know but you just canā€™t get at.

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This is what happens to my 80-year-old dad as he declines mentally. He starts conversations and then itā€™s like he forgets what words to use. Itā€™s incredibly frustrating, especially for him. He knows what he wants to say, gets into it, then thereā€™s a ā€œfile not foundā€ moment that derails him.

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2 points

Who cares if itā€™s fake, as long as itā€™s funny

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62 points

He even forgot that you are not allowed to lie on the internet

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8 points

Yeah who would do thatā€¦

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Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon got drafted for the military

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20 points

Is this the plot of The Notebook?

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I maintain that she actually married the other guy and everyone just plays along with it because otherwise she just talks about how much better he was in the sack.

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