I let Jesus take the wheel and now I can’t get to work. Give it back, you bastard!
I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cats
Jesus, can I borrow your crowbar, these god damn nails are beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy tshirt
Yet another job being lost to AI.
Trophies from his victims
This has got to be AI? Can’t tell if they’re steering or road wheels…