I just love that dems literally can’t help themselves but pre-compromise - and also ask for recognition and kudos before they actually do or accomplish anything. Imagine trying to claim you should get an A on a paper because you had an idea that was really good but didn’t actually write it. Or when I’m at work, I can’t imagine telling a parent that there sick kid will be better now because I imagined preparing their antibiotic even though I haven’t spiked the bag or started an IV lol
Imagine trying to claim you should get an A on a paper because you had an idea that was really good but didn’t actually write it. Or when I’m at work, I can’t imagine telling a parent
Had an idea that was really good, and then not only didn’t write the actual paper, but decided to think about writing a significantly worse version of the paper.
Imagine trying to claim you should get an A on a paper because you had an idea that was really good but didn’t actually write it.
It’s more like telling the teacher why A’s are desired by every student and what qualities deserve them.
Then asking her for a C for your paper.
FDR: “I welcome their hatred.”
FDR 2.0: “I promise to cut this fee by about 50% with plenta loopholes that render this promise utterly meaningless. Also - the would modal verb indicates you gotta vote first. So - vote!”
Ok so now banks with just charge two overdraft fees.
“Here’s your overdraft fee and here’s our newly instituted account management fee which happens to be the same amount.”
This is the thing that’s surely gonna save your campaign Biden. Cutting the fees for people who have zero money by half instead of removing them. We’re still egregiously punishing you for being poor, but we’re punishing you LESS, and that’s a win! Great job Biden!
overdraft = overdraft *.5
such a complicated bill, sorry it took us until the part of our term where the republicans have a majority to write this one.
Neoliberal law writing actually does take a long time because they have to workshop it to be as small a change as possible and the implementation has to be complex enough that corpos can find a loophole.
Solution, banks raise overdraft fees 150%. Someone should give me a lanyard and a 370k a year job for cutting-edge ideas like this!
