A photo of Trump emerging from Trump Tower, heading towards his E. Jean Carroll defamation trial, has sparked speculation over mysterious wounds appearing on Trump’s hand. The photo was flagged by Drudge Report who flagged the red marks as “mystery cuts on his fingers.” Drudge Report linked to Daily Mail which published the photos in their article.
Trump has secondary syphilis, pass it on.
As amusing as it would be if it’s true, gonna have to put me down as a ‘doubt’ unless more solid evidence comes out.
I’ll float some possible ideas:
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I’m totally strong enough to unstick my wet hand from this freezing metal railing (noone had warm water but rumour has it there’s another tape he doesn’t want coming out now)
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If I wear gloves I’ll appear weak. Suffers frostbite. Has no idea because he has peripheral neuropathy from dementia from the sugar diabetes.
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Real theory? He heard Hitler and the boys didn’t bother with British Sudafed. They went all in on crystal meth. They say fascism burns itself out but a little amphetamine really keeps the magic alive. Yes, Trump spent a lot of time scratching one hand with the other over and over. A lifetime of narcissism keeps him from scratching his face, but for how long!
If I wear gloves I’ll appear weak. Suffers frostbite. Has no idea because he has peripheral neuropathy from dementia from the sugar diabetes.
Frostbite doesn’t look like that, generally. it starts as a general redness in the skin, by the time it’s causing wheals or lesions or whatever, they’re basically all over (especially fingertips and knuckles.) Also:
It’s just ketchup leftover from throwing his plate of fries on the floor to spite the judge.
Fingernail cuts from clenching his fists too tightly in the courtroom. ;)
