imagine if you learned that japanese twitter was full of baffling memes about jfk that required a specific context that doesn’t exist anywhere in america

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Shinzo Abe must be spinning in his grave knowing people are out here trying to understand anglo memes instead of having sex

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Very clear evidence the Japanese people are confounded by these simple instructions tbh, they even released an official statement

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the funniest thing about these memes is i’m like 90% sure abe wasn’t even that big on the birth rate thing, or at least not in the way that he was portrayed in all these memes

like, he was a conservative politician so i’m sure it bugged him but i don’t think he was connected to any of the big things that the memes ascribed to him

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51 points

Modern politicians are cowards, he should’ve had FDR style fireside chats encouraging people to fuck.

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17 points

ギャットをぶつけるなさい

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Sometimes I wonder about people from non english speaking counties coming across hexbear and being like

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Like the obelisk and apes scene from 2001 but from the perspective of the obelisk

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35 points

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30 points

In most of Europe we do have a similar internet culture. Although, Hexbear is quite US centered

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The European internet culture is people who are fluent in English hanging out on the Anglo internet and then doing the same things as there two years later.

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I had this for Lemmygrad but it’s the same thing, I was wondering why the fuck a bunch of gay western communists were replying to my comments with “inshallah” and “mashallah”

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93 points

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25 points

Why you have to come for me like that?!

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Lmaoooooo god damn

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60 points

Gay western communists can have a little Islam, as a treat

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72 points

Most English speakers coming across hexbear would be like

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39 points

Donezo Byebye

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42 points

Abe

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I don’t get it…

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Abe had raising the birthrate from 1.4 per woman to 1.8 as one of his policies.

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ok so shinzo abe, the former prime minister of japan had a reputation in some english speaking anime circles as a man obsessed with japan’s birthrate (which is obviously a very fascist thing to be obsessed with) that started when wild stuff like darling in the franxx got made. there were a couple shows that had major plot threads about people learning the great power of heterosexual marriage and sex and procreation. so people made memes about him secretly sponsoring anime to try and get the youth to fuck without birth control. he was a conservative politician who definitely cared about the birthrate but this became his defining trait among some weebs, and every time an anime came out that had a cute kid in it people accused him of having his fingers on it.

when he died people had a field day with it as it related to this, and the pictured meme is a reference to cowboy bebop. it’s like an in memoriam thing for him, where he’s telling the viewer to have sex in reference to the popular perception of him. naturally if you aren’t in western anime spaces that were constantly making jokes about “imma be real with you 57th prime minister of japan shinzo abe, this will not solve japan’s declining birth rate” every new anime season when a show showed a happy family it would make no sense. this does include japanese people, who seem very confused by this long trail of memes about the former prime minister of japan

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24 points

This was already funny without the explanation, but it’s nice to understand what I’m laughing about

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obsessed with japan’s birthrate (which is obviously a very fascist thing to be obsessed with)

White people try not to be obsessed with East Asian birth rates challenge (Impossible).

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Ha! Thanks for tying it together for me! I get a lot of the stuff surrounding it. But the space cowboy piece sent my mind to Steve Miller Band’s Joker! 🤣

Also, rest in piss, bozo.

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i am literally always happy to explain things. they call me the explainer

all i can think of with steve miller band joker is

Some–
People call me the space cowboy
(wicky wicky)
(wicky wicky) Cowboy
Wicky wicky wow, wicky wow, wicky wicky
Wild Wild Wild Wild Wild West
Desperado, Rough Rider

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i mean darling in the franxx is so absurdly horny what other conclusion can you draw other than it being a government conspiracy

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And not just horny to an absurd degree, but horny in the most absurd ways.

Mecha are piloted doggy style

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it also went from a plot that was clearly headed for revolution to something weird and nonsensical really abruptly, like the studio got told no you can’t air that, around episode 15 or so

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that started when wild stuff like darling in the franxx got made.

I remember seein’ Shinzo Abe birth rate memes as far back as 2014 when this slap banger dropped

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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wtf am I watching

wtf wtf wtf

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Shinzo Abe sucked and was a piece of shit for a ton of reasons, but if you’re running a country with declining, non-replacement birth rates, being concerned about it isn’t “very fascist.”

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It is when you are doing literally anything possible to avoid even considering immigration as a possible solution.

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