I’ve already ran the gamut on jokes about Dicks.
Everything in Blackadder
Once they’ve got that, move on to Malcolm Tucker level insults
Tried to explain why ‘Bob’ was funny to them last week and they weren’t having any of it.
Wanker is solid. Ballbag, a personal favourite Bellend, but you may have that already. Shitebag, Scottish one Useless as a chocolate teapot
Fuckwit is a traditional insult that I have found is often quickly taken into new arrivals hearts. My guess is, this is because it unites two words with very old IndoEuropean roots.
I was in Malaysia once and a got chatting to a guy who didn’t have the best English. He asked me for another way to say “I’m only joking” and I taught him to say “I’m only having a giraffe”, which he managed in broken English (“Having a jee raff”) I hope one day he says that to an Englishman and confuses him thoroughly.
What do you mean? Having a jee raff honestly sounds perfect. I’ll be in Malaysia in February so I’ll teach that one to some locals. Also, having a gazebo.
My personal favourite is “blithering idiot”.
