I’ve already ran the gamut on jokes about Dicks.
2 points
- Spanner - idiot
- Weapon - idiot
- Muppet - idiot
- Nesh - wimp/soft
- Snide - Nasty/Evil/Cunt
Numpty
4 points
Introduce them to the Muppets.
The use of “You Muppet(s)!” is one of my favourites.
(It effectively means “Adorable/endearing idiot”)
2 points
5 points
My personal favourite is “blithering idiot”.
5 points
I was in Malaysia once and a got chatting to a guy who didn’t have the best English. He asked me for another way to say “I’m only joking” and I taught him to say “I’m only having a giraffe”, which he managed in broken English (“Having a jee raff”) I hope one day he says that to an Englishman and confuses him thoroughly.
What do you mean? Having a jee raff honestly sounds perfect. I’ll be in Malaysia in February so I’ll teach that one to some locals. Also, having a gazebo.
3 points
4 points
