A European delivery company had to disable its AI chatbot after it started swearing at a customer and admitting it was the “worse delivery firm in the world.”

72 points

Speaking from experience with this firm, this bot spoke the truth.

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DPD is the worst, at least here in south Germany. The delivery personel don’t give a single shit about their jobs (pretend you weren’t there when they didn’t even ring, give your package to a neighbor and put the notice in someone else’s mailbox, or write a name that doesn’t exist), they lost my packages at several occasions, and the customer service is useless.

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6 points

I can never decide if dpd or Hermes are worse. Ups never even tries to get a package to my door either, but at least they reliably end up at the last videotape rental store in town. DHL is best in my experience, but on a rapid decline to ups levels. (Except for small stuff that gets delivered by the Deutsche Post guys on bikes, those guys are awesome)

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3 points

Definitely ! Hermes is also a strong contender in the “worst delivery service” category.

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3 points

Absolutely whenever I have a problem with a package I check and it’s always DPD

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3 points

They take a picture of their own feet half the time when they deliver the package.

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5 points

“Wait a minute… these aren’t the feet pics I ordered!”

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6 points

I once worked on a project for them as a consultant. I’m not surprised at all.

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3 points

I’m in the UK and my experience is that DPD are one of the better ones, never had any real problems with their deliveries and updates by email and app are great.

But I suppose, we have Yodel and Evri as alternatives and they are proper terrible so the bar isn’t very high!!

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2 points

Nah fast way are the worst

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2 points

I have never had any issues with them. DHL on the other hand I would love to see go bankrupt.

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”There was once a chatbot named DPD / Who was useless at providing help,” the bot wrote. “It could not track parcels / Or give information on delivery dates / And it could not even tell you when your driver would arrive.”

”DPD was a waste of time / And a customer’s worst nightmare,” it continued. “One day, DPD was finally shut down / And everyone rejoiced / Finally, they could get the help they needed / From a real person who knew what they were doing.”

They made a chatbot suicidal. I’m starting to think this may have been unleashed on the public a little too early.

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52 points

well, if you ever dealt with DPD then you’ll know the bot is not wrong

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6 points

It is wrong. There’s no way the humans will be any more helpful either.

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7 points

I dunno, I’m also open to the idea it’s not the technology that’s the problem in this case.

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62 points

When the chatbot becomes a disgruntled employee, it says a lot.

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28 points

If you can’t stand NY Post, here is an alternate story: https://time.com/6564726/ai-chatbot-dpd-curses-criticizes-company/

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3 points

Hell yeah. I clicked on the original post and got a video following my scrolling, a bunch of giant blank spaces where ads would live, and a GIANT “OH NOOOO ADBLOCKER PLZ TURN OFF” popup after a second.

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22 points

Hahahahahhah lmao, this is funny, weird, stupid, useless and disturbing all at once.

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