I’m the guy with the trenchcoat and indoor sunglasses
I’m the guy working on building a bomb in a crowded room where there is no reason I should be building a bomb in
like, i should be somewhere away from people? but no. I fuck up and everyone goes down with me
a bomb is when you connect a bunch of dynamite with an alarm clock using no tools while your friend shows off his new fishnets in the la-z-boy
hah, just in time to claim the fishnets
I’m in the coat
Wearing the traditional communist attire of fishnets, a cigarette holder, and a giant black trench coat.