33 points

I’m the guy with the trenchcoat and indoor sunglasses

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🎶 I’m every commie - it’s all in meeeeeee 🎶

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39 points
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I’m the guy working on building a bomb in a crowded room where there is no reason I should be building a bomb in

like, i should be somewhere away from people? but no. I fuck up and everyone goes down with me

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40 points

a bomb is when you connect a bunch of dynamite with an alarm clock using no tools while your friend shows off his new fishnets in the la-z-boy

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27 points

“oh so that’s why I couldn’t get the thing to detonate, I need a detonator… wish I could read Russian so I can read these bomb assembly manuals”

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hah, just in time to claim the fishnets

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27 points

I’m in the coat

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66 points

Wearing the traditional communist attire of fishnets, a cigarette holder, and a giant black trench coat.

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10 points

Well it helps maintain the anonymity when your comrade is just letting whatever bozo off the street into your cell!

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Hey, giant black trench coats make good substitutes for dysphoria hoodies

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