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Milk(startrek.website)

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ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world
16 points

Would a pregnant cow be a server?

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of ‘seeding’

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Bonehead@kbin.social
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I’m pretty sure “seeding” the cow has nothing to do with food. They don’t just produce milk for no reason…

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Tremble@sh.itjust.works
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I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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… so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?

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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
3 points

Some torrent are the steak instead.

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aviationeast@lemmy.world
19 points

You wouldn’t download a cow…

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PunnyName@lemmy.world
15 points

Fuck you, yes I-
Wait.

*googles the size of a cow*

You’re right. I wouldn’t.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
3 points

Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.

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oce 🐆@jlai.lu
4 points

yay cowsay

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Trex202@lemmy.world
28 points

How would one unzip the milk?

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poppy@lemm.ee
27 points

I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.

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rustyricotta@lemmy.ml
23 points

Nah, it’s just an incredibly lossy compression

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irmoz@reddthat.com
7 points

Milk.mp3

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Deceptichum@kbin.social
11 points

There’s gotta be a whey.

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Tremble@sh.itjust.works
4 points

That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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Cheese is a one way hash.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?

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