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Am pooping. Would recommend.

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Hello fellow pooper

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guten tag

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3 days will go by in no time

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what

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Oh no… he doesn’t know…

Let me enlighten you: https://lemmy.world/post/440073

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Lemmy lore

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I wonder what the guy on the right is thinking

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He just pooped

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is that what the blob is by his hip? maybe everyone else is jealous here.

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It usually hangs lower and more right

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😳

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Where I live, one of those people would’ve just pooped on the platform before getting on the train.

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That’s the guy on the right

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For some reason, I thought they were all underwater, releasing bubbles up to the slightly choppy surface. Leaving aside physics and, you know, breathing, I was wondering if they were all not pooping because of the embarrassment of watching it float up to the surface.

Anyway, there’s probably a lesson in the about scrolling too fast, or too tired or something.

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Have a nap

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if yours are all floaters then maybe consider a healthier diet

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