298 points

The MDHS State Disbursement Unit is the Child Support department. Dude went nuts because he doesn’t want to pay child support. What a POS.

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I only agreed to get my dick wet, your child support contract is invalid

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One of their biggest things they’re always trying to do is “discharge” theur child support.

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Yeah they are. But fun fact, garnishments and liens work just as well without an INTERNATIONAL TREATY and a surprising number of these loons still work and own stuff.

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Yes but they’re their own country, and the USA needs to form a treaty to have say in their business, unless they’re “travelling” or receiving welfare or benefit in some other way

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59 points

“I don’t have anything to do with that kid! Why should I have to pay child support?”

Unfortunately I know people like that in real life, who don’t seem to understand that the child support is largely because they want nothing to do with their kid

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What if before birth they prove that they wanted the child aborted?

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I was about to say ‘these people vote’ but…do they?

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Heck no, voting would create enjoinder merging the real person with the legal person and they’d have to write their name in all capital letters from then on and put a gold fringe on all their flags

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Remember in Contact when she was in the ship and the like…ghost face kept coming off of her face and saying other stuff? Yeah. That’s what would happen.

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Why did you just respond to me? I do not understand your intent.

I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL TREATY WITH YOU

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14 points

Why is this on my screen.

WHO ARE YOU

I DO NOT CONSENT TO SEEING YOU ON MY SMARTPHONE GET OUT GET OUT

I AM SOVEREIGN

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12 points

Removing themselves from the political process is the last smart thing they do

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“I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL TREATY WITH YOU” is about to be my go to line to get out of uncomfortable situations.

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You have to say it ALL CAPS and in RED INK. LoL

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51 points

I still like, “YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR”

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45 points

“THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE”

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35 points

“THAT’S MY PURSE”

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2 points

My God what have I done

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6 points

A lovely chinese dinner, you say?

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I love this assertion by them. Because it’s them saying they are an independent nation. But they are living on or within the US’s declared borders and do not have a treaty as the American Indians do. Therefore they’d qualify as invaders or secessionist and the US military/immigration authorities should have jurisdiction to prosecute them. Afterall, this Sovereign Citizen is currently abroad in another country.

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18 points

Telling my boss this next time I’m voluntold to fix another failing project.

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11 points

It’s a pretty weird claim. They think they are their own country? Okay then… Do they realize that foreign countries can be taken to war against their wishes? I hope so, because that’s probably going to happen to a lot of these people.

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Should these “sovereign citizens” be arrested and put in illegal migrant camps the minute they set foot on public roads, or should we reserve that VIP treatment only for brown Spanish-speaking people?

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Yes they should and Brown Spanish speakers should get to detain them.

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4 points

…could they be driving tuk tuks?

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60 points

Why do they always have the same handwriting?

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Pills/ computer duster, I assume

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52 points

It’s the lead poisoning.

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There’s a certain level of brain malfunction necessary to think this shit will work, and one way that can manifest is poor coordination for fine movements like writing.

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Actually a really valid point

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Middle school dropouts

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Were you taught handwriting in highschool?

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Nope, I Do remember a few middle school dropouts though and how incredibly dumb they were. I assume they weren’t allowed to drop out in elementary. Idk, thirty years ago.

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