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The worst? I stopped to do research after my PhD and now, I forgot everything. Dumb as a rock AND without any useful knowledge of my very peculiar subject.

But I still have the paper, yay!

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OI DO YOU ‘AVE A SCIENCE LICENSE?

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*Soience loicense

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But surely everyone greets you by saying “Dr. Fossilesque, I presume?”.

That alone has got to be worth the overqualification issues.

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Finishing up my thesis but, god I hope not. Those people are insufferable.

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I called an associate professor by a common nickname derived from his actual name, thing is that it draws the thought to some drug addict from the 70’s. When I got my phd, he took to calling me by my title as a revenge.

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What will you be doctoring?

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Probably other doctors.

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The governor’s signature

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Better than people who insist on being called “Dr.”

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That’s what I was referring to. 😅

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The more PhDs I know and the closer I am to grad school, the more it feels like getting a PhD is about being stubborn than it is about being smarter than everyone in the room.

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Yes.

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In my experience it’s being stubborn or possessing a robust resiliency to mental health damage. Being smart, or better yet from a family that is wealthy enough to support you just makes everything a fair bit easier.

Also, making friends with your advisors doesn’t hurt either.

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And a lot of debt, usually. Don’t forget that one.

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I got paid for the PhD. Not as much as I would have earned as a computer button pusher, but enough to live on.

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If you have to pay to get a PhD then you were fleeced and probably deserve to lose that money

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Yeah, I got paid to do gradschool. Not much cuz I didn’t shop around and just stayed where I did undergrad, but yeah, once you’re doing research, they should be paying you.

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pls no bully yanks

yanks are fren not food

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I don’t know, there are lots of PhD programs in the U.S. where you’re a research assistant, which basically means your tuition is free and you’re paid a stipend for the research. In my experience, I’ve only met US PhD students who were fully funded.

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According to the NCES, in 2015-16 the average PhD graduate had about $100k student debt

https://nces.ed.gov/programs/coe/pdf/coe_tub.pdf

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I think most of these are from undergrad and master. AFAIK most PhD are fully funded. Not enough to pay any debt, but usually enough to not starve.

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Maybe you should look outside of the US.

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I honestly believe that the usefulness of a specific piece of knowledge resembles the logarithmic curve, the higher your education already is.

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