Ah yes, NATO countries are famous for not invaring other countries to nstall shitty dictatorships.

Hey, how did Putin come to power agan? Something something US meddling with Soviet politics?

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Hey, how did Putin come to power agan?

Communism. He’s always been a Communist. Everything about Russia is Communist. We have been at war with the Communists since the start of Russia in 1914 as a Communist dictatorship. He’s trying to take over the world and only we can stop him. The man’s ambition knows no bounds.

So anyway, we’re sending $40B in military aid to Pakistan in order to open up a border war with Iran to weaken Yemen and reclaim the Red Sea so we can retake West Africa from the Chinese and bring the Sub Saharan states to heel in order to cut off trade to Latin America and completely crush the anti-colonialist resistance that will free up lithium for our factories in Indonesian sweatshops.

And Russia could ruin all of that! They’re out of control! They’re megalomaniacs!

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The Kurgan culture was communist. Russia has been Communist since 20,000 BCE.

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Vladimir Lenin, Tsar of Communism, circa 1050 BCE:

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Everything about Russia is Communist. We have been at war with the Communists since the start of Russia in 1914 as a Communist dictatorship. He’s trying to take over the world and only we can stop him. The man’s ambition knows no bounds.

https://www.heritage.org/progressivism/commentary/putin-the-marxist-leninist

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Former Distinguished Fellow in Conservative Thought

Computer, generate an absolute bullshit academic title

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Lmao. Learn to detect sarcasm, you stupid motherfucker.

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Bruh, the comment above is sarcastic

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/s

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s: “I don’t like capitalist Russia!”

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Russia isn’t capitalist. It’s Soviet Oligarichist Putinist

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“That just sounds like capitalism with extra steps”

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Chomsky moment

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‘Enfreedomfication’

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I know libs struggle with the concepts of “the passage of linear time” and “cause and effect” but this is ridiculous.

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History started in 2022 and you putler tankies can’t say otherwise.

Ukraine will fight till its last man, woman and child for freeeeeedoooommmmm.

“Slave Ukraini”

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Remember, tankie - russia is an empire, nato is a small bean defensive alliance that has never done anything.

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*that has never done anything defensive

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RuZZia has an economy smaller than Italy, which is why we must encircle it with the world’s biggest military alliance.

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UWU 4th reich smol bean

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Ukraine can try all the gaslighting they want, but the true fact is that Ukrainian neo-nazis invaded Donbass. Not Russia. They don’t like the war. They should respect people’s right to self determination and leave

Plus, the only reason Russia intervened is because NATO is a shitty neighbor. They should try being less imperialist. Oh and not overthrow elected governments and fund neo nazi gangs. Pretty easy

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The version based on facts.

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