“The reservists were preparing explosives to demolish two buildings in central Gaza on Monday when a militant fired a rocket-propelled grenade at a tank nearby, Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari, the chief military spokesperson, said. The blast triggered the explosives, causing both two-story buildings to collapse on the soldiers inside.”

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You’re laughing. 21 dead “israeli” soldiers are getting their cum retrieved right now and you’re laughing.

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Was thinking about it yesterday and why go through the dangerous ordeal of zapping some dead prostates in the middle of a combat zone and instead just make the troops bust some ropes in basic and freeze it? Hire me to plan your military Bibi and I promise no more dead 18 year old Generals.

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The reason they don’t do this is that the purpose of the prostate tazering is as a morale booster for the remaining soldiers who get to perform it on their fallen comrades.

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“You better live soldier, or else everybody will get to see your corpse being electro-jacked to completion after you get domed in the occupied zones”

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Jokes aside, that would be so humiliating and surreal. Literally forcing your own soldiers to violate the corpse of their fellow soldiers. They’re even doing war crimes to each other…

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some poor bastard having to pick through the rubble looking for scraps of ball sack

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Gotta squeegee that spooge off the walls and ceiling now.

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The article doesn’t say, but I’m curious how many wounded. Because Israel may be able to airlift their soldiers to functioning hospitals that can make them survive, but many of them will be in a bit of a Humpty Dumpty situation. No more soldiering for them.

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mf shot the red barrel

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get fucked apartheid scum

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