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Call up, schedule an appointment, have them remove the card, and then kick them out.

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Best response so far.

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It even says “Junk removal” on the business card!

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Just obscure what’s on it somehow so as to not give away the punchline too early.

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Use a vacuum cleaner with a detached hose. While applying suction from the screen side, slide the nozzle up while dragging the card with it.

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This won’t allow to slide the card around, it’ll just stick to screen in one place. Better learn how to get the screen off entirely, because this will happen again

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Yeah I was thinking the best thing to do it just unscrew it, hold it upside-down and shake it out. You have a point on how would you rig it so it does not happen again.

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Someone could make WikiHow out of this.

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15 steps and images for something that takes half a dozen words to explain.

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“Remove screws”

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You can use pencils as supports too

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There’s a finer screen that isn’t very easy to see in the thumbnail.

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Open the door, then light it on fire

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I agree with this option the most

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The safest way, would be to use a flamethrower

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The real solution

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Yeah some light blow torching and it’ll be gone in a jiffy

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In my country, a solicitor is a lawyer, so looking at the business card confused the fuck out of me for a moment!

Can you pry the screen out from that corner, remove the card, then just pry it back (maybe some sealant, I have zero DIY skills)?

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Visiting the US years ago I got a chuckle out of “no solicitors” signs

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can you jiggle the bits around and get it to pop out the bottom?

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Are you flirting?

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The snort-laugh that I just made after reading your reply disturbed my dog. Thanks for the guffaw!

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