author: Meg Adams
I feel terrible when stuff I buy says it was made with love. Do I deserve the love of someone who never even met me? Do I deserve love at all? That’s why I prefer eating food made by unfeeling machines.
Don’t feel bad, that’s why it was made with love!
Yes, you deserve the love I put into food, regardless if it’s Foie Gras, Vegan Lasagne or Tater friggin’ Tots…and also regardless if I’m 100% there or just going through the motions as an unfeeling machine.
I used to buy Starbucks every day at university and work, I switched to making my own coffee to save money and it just didn’t taste the same.
I tried every different ingredient I could think of, light roast, medium roast, dark, french, grind sizes.
At last, I gave up and said: “Fuck it, I HATE making coffee…” took a sip… there it was, that missing flavor.
It tastes the way it does, because it’s made with misery and spite!
And that’s how I found out that I was actually a demon. Thanks for listening to my story.
“No, with soul-crushing depression.”
It was, in fact, made with hate
If it was made in any kind of resteraunt you either get made with hate or made with apathy. Take your pick.
There was a Burger King near where I lived back in the 80’s where a guy got arrested for attempted murder. He was angry that he had tested positive for HIV back when it was thought to be a death sentence. So he started jizzing in the mayo to try and take everyone with him. I think variations of this eventually turned into an urban legend.
I think the only way to get HIV is via intercourse or getting scratched with the infected person used needle/razor.
You are correct, but this is known now, not then. Back then people thought you could getting from just touching something someone with the virus had touched. Then it was thought that kissing was enough (the infamous Rock Hudson kiss in Dynasty). They were scary days. Think early on during the COVID lockdown when people started disinfecting their deliveries because we didn’t know how it was transmitted.
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