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You forgot to finger it after the second try to see if it’s the correct hole…

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38 points

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We resolved nothing; ya still gotta try to align the connector 2-3 times before it actually fits.

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8 points

USB C should have been a circle.

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7 points

That will be USB O

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Still wouldn’t fix it. USB exist in a superposition of states. The only way to get a quantum superposition system like a USB drive to collapse it by entangling it with another quantum superposition, like the USB port on your motherboard. Skipping over a lot of math, the way to do this for USB is to first test all possible sets of superposition states. Which fortunately for us is only two states; the homo-analogues and hetro-analogues states. This entangles the two systems then upon a third attempt it will be in the hetro-analogues state and collapse. The reason for this is the source code for USB was developed in the bowels of hell.

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3 points

Gotta leave something for the next USB.

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3 points

Soo basically

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6 points

Sounds like a skill issue. lol

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Impressive

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all hail usbc

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Yeah, but the cables still have major standardization issues. It’s almost impossible to reliably tell if a cable can be used for power and data or just power, leading to people either thinking a cable is broken or over-spending.

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that’s why I’ve only got really nice cables that can be used for anything at high speeds

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It was superposition all along!

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USB’s are made from pure electrons. They need to rotate 720 degrees before they make a full turn.

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