Its sun, so dogshit sources, but starmer is a genocidal knight so fuck him.
Wasn’t there a moral panic about ninja-related media in the UK in the late '80s? I know Konami’s TMNT game got renamed “Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles” for some reason.
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most people: i find it really difficult to access the health service in a meaningful way
keir starmer: the tenets of ninjitsu warfare will be eradicated from these lands, by decree of the shogun
Ah yes, I’m sure its the katanas, swords and knives the problem, definitely not the increase in cost of living and the stagnant wages which causing folk to choose between heating and eating.
Fuck, Samurai Cop is bleeding into reality
Also, what level of cognitive dissonance is Starmer on that he can lead the “labour” party and still read The Sun?
A True Ninja Sword chooses its weirder and when bonded to a true ninja Warrior can never thence be parted save by death in combat.