Its sun, so dogshit sources, but starmer is a genocidal knight so fuck him.

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Wasn’t there a moral panic about ninja-related media in the UK in the late '80s? I know Konami’s TMNT game got renamed “Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles” for some reason.

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https://x.com/macarthurboyd/status/1750139916221046995

christopher macarthur-boyd @macarthurboyd

most people: i find it really difficult to access the health service in a meaningful way

keir starmer: the tenets of ninjitsu warfare will be eradicated from these lands, by decree of the shogun

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Ah yes, I’m sure its the katanas, swords and knives the problem, definitely not the increase in cost of living and the stagnant wages which causing folk to choose between heating and eating.

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Fuck, Samurai Cop is bleeding into reality

Also, what level of cognitive dissonance is Starmer on that he can lead the “labour” party and still read The Sun?

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A True Ninja Sword chooses its weirder and when bonded to a true ninja Warrior can never thence be parted save by death in combat.

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