38 points

I don’t know like. Have you ever slept next to a woman? They generate about a Dyson spheres suns worth of heat.

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Damn, you got that model, mine is just subzero temp freezer, but it balances out since Im practically a nuclear reactor of heat

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7 points

It is useful in winter.

I’m normally cold except if I’ve had a late takeaway or a drink, then I turn in to a furnace 🤣

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7 points

This clearly a lie. Their feet temperature are close to absolute zero

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8 points

The duality of woman

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5 points

Depends on the woman. My wife puts out more heat than a nuclear reactor.

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2 points

That…that explains why they consider all environments to be immeasurably cold. If they’re radiating all that heat, any exterior environment seems like 0 degrees Kelvin.

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37 points

But it’s in incomplete list. Without boobs, it isn’t a fair comparison.

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21 points

Boobs are pretty neat

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4 points

Dyson sphere has boobs

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2 points

But no nipples

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31 points

A trillion of an SI prefix will always be silly. Just use a bigger prefix!

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While I agree, most people know tera- at this point. Most people probably do not know zetta- yet.

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Most of us aren’t used to “terrawatts” though. Is that like one Earth worth of watts? One watt as measured on Earth? The definition of watt culturally accepted by Earthlings?

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You wouldn’t find a terawatt in everyday usage, but a terawatt-hour is pretty commonplace when talking about the energy usage of entire populations.

This Reuters article states US power demand will climb to “4,027 billion kWh in 2022.” Yeah, just say 4 PWh. Or even 4,027 TWh. It’s a little more easily digested.

It’s already an incomprehensably high number. No matter which way you state it is going to fly over peoples heads.

And the entire electricity consumption of the planet is something like 25.5 petawatt-houts.

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And how’re we supposed to learn when y’all keep dumbing shit down?

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23 points

There’s another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don’t have a Dyson sphere.

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18 points

The size of your mother. ✔️ ❌

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