85 points

If I had 5 dicks I’d post pics on Reddit then never prove it.

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90 points

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52 points

Back when fallout had class

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23 points

New Vegas will live on through memes for decades to come.

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3 points

Back when fallout had Cass.

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I always felt “thus the name” was unnecessary and kind of ruined the line.

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53 points

If I had five dicks, I’d sell pants. “They fit like a glove. "

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2 points

Shouldn’t you be selling gloves?

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2 points

“They fit like condoms !”

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26 points

I’d save children, but not the British children.

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4 points

Got a pocket full of horses?

Did you fuck the shit out of bears? (Presumably with you 30 dicks and 2 sets of testicles?)

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1 point

Did you make love like an eagle falling our of the sky? Killed your sensei in a fuel and never said why?

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7 points

But then how would you get past the dick size filter? You know, the one that says “your masculinity must be this size or smaller to get in”?

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3 points

Maybe they could be varying sizes?

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2 points

Alright go on then, time to make your dream into a reality! :-P

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7 points

If I had 5 dicks I’d try to play them like bagpipes

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5 points

unzips

scotland the brave starts playing over the gentle sound of slapping

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5 points

2 ducks did.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?xpromo_edp=enabled

I think the image links are down, but GIS showed me a cached thumbnail.

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There were inconsistencies with the pictures and he always skirted the question when that came up. If I remember right many people asked him to just post a video? And either he refused or he posted something that was really really really bad quality that didn’t make sense considering the quality of everything else he had?

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He also used his fame to sell a book detailing his sex life and people were quick to point out anatomically impossible things.

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1 point

It wouldn’t be as nice to have those dicks in place of fingers, though

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54 points

Chainsaw hands Joe

That’s what they call chainsaw man in the dub

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54 points

Cyclops: count me in, i want to see while not destroying anything without my sunglasses.

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52 points

I really wished Rogue had just taken her gloves off and held Storm’s hand in that scene. Would have put the point across beautifully.

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“Theres nothing to cure? Is that Right Ms. Amazing powers with no horrific disfigurement thats not a threat to anyone?” takes off glove “If I dont need a cure, then shake my hand. Go on. Do it. I’m perfect as I am, right?”

“Uh…I…”

“SHAKE MY GODDAMN HAND BEFORE I WRAP IT AROUND YOUR THROAT YOU STUCK UP ELITIST BITCH”

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35 points

Fun fact - in the comics Forge made a gun that strips away mutant powers, and the government tried to use in on Rogue (which, having absorbed Ms. Marvel, was much more of a threat than her version in the Fox movies) - but Storm, ignorant to the gun’s purpose, took the bullet for her. After that, lamenting the loss of her powers became her entire personality for a while. Comics being comics eventually she got them back - but I think that she is still a bit salty about this, and it shows in that scene.

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12 points

Refresh my memory. Was that when she got the mohawk haircut and started dressing like Grace Jones back-up dancers?

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11 points

They were a year apart. the mohawk and costume change debuted first in #173 (1983) and Storm lost her powers in #185 (1984).

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9 points

I bow to your expertise.

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9 points

I’m salty you made fun of my favorite Storm fit, but that was hilariously accurate.

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2 points

And Grace is still in the game.

https://youtu.be/WaR9uirRJeM

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1 point

I think she was just trying to copy Callisto’s style.

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1 point

Just did a quick check. Storm’s first appearance was 1975, almost fifty years ago.

I guess she’s allowed to have a few different looks.

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3 points

Lifedeath. One of my absolute favorite Storm arcs. Such a great story and the art is top notch.

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2 points

Is the movie canon with the comics, though?

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14 points

The comics are barely canon with the comics.

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7 points

The movies are barely canon with the movies, too, for that matter.

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3 points

They are completely separate continuities.

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